You think cocaine is addictive? Have you heard of tumblr
you know what is more addicting than tumblr?
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Skating with the Fishers
carrie leave mike and marry me omfg istg i’m crying at their perfection god bless
12 year olds talking about getting “so drunk”.
Dude weren’t you a fetus like… yesterday?
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I can’t even text without writing long, nice sentences that use proper grammar and spelling.
And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said…..
“Sorry, my fault.”
- night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
- morning of school: nevermind











